US ELECTION is a championship prizefight.
# In one corner you have Donald Trump in white trunks and weighing in 97 kilograms of white trash. Donald makes outrageous statements. He lies through his nose; he lies through his teeth; he lies through his pretty-puffed hair. But Donald is an upfront comic. There can be no doubt in your mind that he's feeding you a huge pile of manure. Another thing in his favor is that he is unaffiliated with the financial establishment. Yes, those rascals who make the real political decisions. The folks behind the scenes you have never voted for, that you have no control over. Donald is his own man. His secret wish is to build Trump towers two kilometers tall. Outside of his suspicious real estate deals, you can count on him to stay within the rules.
# In the other corner you have Hillary Clinton dressed in blinding white, like a virgin bride. Hillary has taken money from the same criminals who fund Islamic terrorists. Her foundation is as crooked as a 13-dollar bill. Her emails prove she's a two-faced liar. The evidence against her and her husband is so overwhelming that if they escape conviction it will be a travesty of justice. Hillary may be brought to court and convicted before the presidential inauguration. Do you want to vote for a candidate who may spend most of her four years inside a jail cell?
# Luckily, there is a write-in option, vote for yourself. If that isn't possible, spoil your ballot and save democracy...
# In one corner you have Donald Trump in white trunks and weighing in 97 kilograms of white trash. Donald makes outrageous statements. He lies through his nose; he lies through his teeth; he lies through his pretty-puffed hair. But Donald is an upfront comic. There can be no doubt in your mind that he's feeding you a huge pile of manure. Another thing in his favor is that he is unaffiliated with the financial establishment. Yes, those rascals who make the real political decisions. The folks behind the scenes you have never voted for, that you have no control over. Donald is his own man. His secret wish is to build Trump towers two kilometers tall. Outside of his suspicious real estate deals, you can count on him to stay within the rules.
# In the other corner you have Hillary Clinton dressed in blinding white, like a virgin bride. Hillary has taken money from the same criminals who fund Islamic terrorists. Her foundation is as crooked as a 13-dollar bill. Her emails prove she's a two-faced liar. The evidence against her and her husband is so overwhelming that if they escape conviction it will be a travesty of justice. Hillary may be brought to court and convicted before the presidential inauguration. Do you want to vote for a candidate who may spend most of her four years inside a jail cell?
# Luckily, there is a write-in option, vote for yourself. If that isn't possible, spoil your ballot and save democracy...
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